A collection of intelligent postings from around the web that tickle my fancy. Also, some lame stuff I thought was funny.Tumblr (3.0; @humanzoom)http://www.humanzoom.net/<object width="400" height="345" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=8,0,0,0" id="player"><param value="http://www.barelypolitical.com/embed/player" name="movie" /><param value="always" name="allowscriptaccess" /><param value="video_file=http://www.barelypolitical.com/embed/play/WRM_20080731" name="flashvars" /><param value="opaque" name="wmode" /><embed src="http://www.barelypolitical.com/embed/player" width="400" height="345" allowscriptaccess="always" flashvars="video_file=http://www.barelypolitical.com/embed/play/WRM_20080731" wmode="opaque" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object><br/><br/>I like these bunch of nerds better..lolhttp://www.humanzoom.net/post/46353003http://www.humanzoom.net/post/46353003Sun, 17 Aug 2008 20:40:00 -0600<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/rTm0Ho8Ecjs"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/rTm0Ho8Ecjs" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/>http://www.humanzoom.net/post/45375575http://www.humanzoom.net/post/45375575Sat, 09 Aug 2008 21:37:17 -0600<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1825587&fullscreen=1" width="400" height="300"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="AllowScriptAccess" value="true" /><param name="movie" quality="best" value="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1825587&fullscreen=1" /></object><br/><br/>http://www.humanzoom.net/post/45155228http://www.humanzoom.net/post/45155228Thu, 07 Aug 2008 22:55:16 -0600<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/HSnFSPeHbuU"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/HSnFSPeHbuU" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/>wtf?!http://www.humanzoom.net/post/45022526http://www.humanzoom.net/post/45022526Wed, 06 Aug 2008 22:09:12 -0600<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/f7nxRV9kZ8A"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/f7nxRV9kZ8A" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/>http://www.humanzoom.net/post/44873212http://www.humanzoom.net/post/44873212Tue, 05 Aug 2008 19:15:19 -0600<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1825469&fullscreen=1" width="400" height="300"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="AllowScriptAccess" value="true" /><param name="movie" quality="best" value="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1825469&fullscreen=1" /></object><br/><br/>http://www.humanzoom.net/post/44761293http://www.humanzoom.net/post/44761293Tue, 05 Aug 2008 00:05:34 -0600<embed id="mediaPlayerContainer" width="400" height="345" align="TR" flashvars="id=03KqeOEbyDe5sbiEJW07IWc9hw&partnerId=4&pwidth=491&pheight=424&vurl=http://dms.download.eyespot.com/play?r=03KqeOEbyDe5sbiEJW07IWc9hw&_autoPlay=false&playerserver_url=http://dms.partner.eyespot.com/playerserver?cmd=cachedCallGetPlayerXml&vurl=http://dms.download.eyespot.com/play?r=03KqeOEbyDe5sbiEJW07IWc9hw&fileId=279980&contextId=6&instanceId&skinVersion=2" scale="noscale" allowfullscreen="true" wmode="window" menu="false" loop="false" allowscriptaccess="always" quality="high" bgcolor="#999999" style="" name="mediaPlayerContainer" src="http://dms.partner.eyespot.com/flash/medialoader.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed><br/><br/>http://www.humanzoom.net/post/42776491http://www.humanzoom.net/post/42776491Fri, 18 Jul 2008 20:37:48 -0600<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1822583&fullscreen=1" width="400" height="300"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="movie" quality="best" value="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1822583&fullscreen=1" /></object><br/><br/>I love Google Maps.http://www.humanzoom.net/post/41824869http://www.humanzoom.net/post/41824869Thu, 10 Jul 2008 19:27:46 -0600<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1821688&fullscreen=1" width="400" height="300"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="movie" quality="best" value="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1821688&fullscreen=1" /></object><br/><br/>Happy 4th!http://www.humanzoom.net/post/40984369http://www.humanzoom.net/post/40984369Fri, 04 Jul 2008 10:40:00 -0600<object width="400" height="337"><param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/NTI5Njkz" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><embed src="http://embed.break.com/NTI5Njkz" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="337"></embed></object><br/><br/>http://www.humanzoom.net/post/40762759http://www.humanzoom.net/post/40762759Wed, 02 Jul 2008 19:22:11 -0600<object width="400" height="337"><param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/MjQ2ODMy" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><embed src="http://embed.break.com/MjQ2ODMy" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="337"></embed></object><br/><br/>http://www.humanzoom.net/post/39707745http://www.humanzoom.net/post/39707745Tue, 24 Jun 2008 16:50:53 -0600<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1817651&fullscreen=1" width="400" height="300"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="movie" quality="best" value="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1817651&fullscreen=1" /></object><br/><br/>http://www.humanzoom.net/post/39451862http://www.humanzoom.net/post/39451862Sun, 22 Jun 2008 20:29:02 -0600<embed id="mediaPlayerContainer" width="400" height="345" align="TR" flashvars="id=03KqeOEbyD9ksbiEJW07IWc2AP&partnerId=4&pwidth=491&pheight=424&vurl=http://dms.download.eyespot.com/play?r=03KqeOEbyD9ksbiEJW07IWc2AP&_autoPlay=false&playerserver_url=http://dms.partner.eyespot.com/playerserver?cmd=cachedCallGetPlayerXml&vurl=http://dms.download.eyespot.com/play?r=03KqeOEbyD9ksbiEJW07IWc2AP&fileId=279980&contextId=6&instanceId&skinVersion=2" scale="noscale" allowfullscreen="true" wmode="window" menu="false" loop="false" allowscriptaccess="always" quality="high" bgcolor="#999999" style="" name="mediaPlayerContainer" src="http://dms.partner.eyespot.com/flash/medialoader.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed><br/><br/>http://www.humanzoom.net/post/38451279http://www.humanzoom.net/post/38451279Sat, 14 Jun 2008 20:47:32 -0600<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1817059&fullscreen=1" width="400" height="300"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="movie" quality="best" value="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1817059&fullscreen=1" /></object><br/><br/>omfghttp://www.humanzoom.net/post/36062888http://www.humanzoom.net/post/36062888Mon, 26 May 2008 00:10:05 -0600<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1741083&fullscreen=1" width="400" height="300"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="movie" quality="best" value="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1741083&fullscreen=1" /></object><br/><br/>Been a while since I’ve updated, so I thought I’d make my return sporting this. Yes, I know its old.http://www.humanzoom.net/post/35355829http://www.humanzoom.net/post/35355829Mon, 19 May 2008 15:10:30 -0600<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1810998&fullscreen=1" width="400" height="300"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="movie" quality="best" value="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1810998&fullscreen=1" /></object><br/><br/>http://www.humanzoom.net/post/31416984http://www.humanzoom.net/post/31416984Thu, 10 Apr 2008 21:29:33 -0600<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/MmnCJ9RFMqw"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/MmnCJ9RFMqw" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/>lol, sooooo long (but worth it). Mega Man rules.http://www.humanzoom.net/post/30635857http://www.humanzoom.net/post/30635857Wed, 02 Apr 2008 22:45:11 -0600<object width="400" height="337"><param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/NDY1OTc3" /><embed src="http://embed.break.com/NDY1OTc3" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="337"></embed></object><br/><br/>http://www.humanzoom.net/post/28694257http://www.humanzoom.net/post/28694257Wed, 12 Mar 2008 17:57:00 -0600<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tSrutuuHh6ghjw0txfQ2i6wG_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>Sauce: <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/" target="_blank"><a href="http://www.collegehumor.com" target="_blank">www.collegehumor.com</a></a>http://www.humanzoom.net/post/28584950http://www.humanzoom.net/post/28584950Tue, 11 Mar 2008 14:53:27 -0600 So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.<br/><br/>The 1st floor sign on the door reads:<br/><br/>Floor 1: These men have jobs.<br/>The 2nd floor sign reads:<br/><br/>Floor 2: These men have Jobs and Love Kids.<br/><br/>The 3rd floor sign reads:<br/><br/>Floor 3: These men have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely good looking.<br/>“Wow,” she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.<br/><br/>She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads:<br/><br/>Floor 4: These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and help with Housework.<br/>“Oh, mercy me!” she exclaims, “I can hardly stand it!”<br/>Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads:<br/><br/>Floor 5: These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.<br/>She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads:<br/><br/>Floor 6: You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor.<br/>There are no men on this floor.<br/>This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.<br/>Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.<br/><br/>To avoid gender bias charges, the store’s owner opens a New Wives store just across the street.<br/><br/>The 1st first floor has wives that love sex.<br/><br/>The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money.<br/><br/>The 3rd,4th, 5th and 6th floors have never been visitedhttp://www.humanzoom.net/post/27570425http://www.humanzoom.net/post/27570425Thu, 28 Feb 2008 21:15:27 -0600